WELCOME NEW LISTERS!

We're @CAFE. Welcome home.
  1. For those of you impressed or curious about @bjnovak's media push for the wonderful @list, we're Cafe!
  2. We do political and cultural based comedy and commentary
    We are not one of those God-awful @TheOnion parodies, so you're not gonna get hit by "Ted Cruz dies!" Clickbait "satire."
  3. You want gifs? We'll give you gifs.
    We're here to serve you!
  4. Check our lists and stuff!
  5. Okay bye