WHAT THE HELL IS CLINT EASTWOOD COMPLAINING ABOUT?
Great question, @ijeoma! Let's delve.
- •Clint Eastwood is known famously as the pretend cowboy, perhaps the second best pretend cowboy of all time.He is also a veteran! When drafted, he was chosen as a swim instructor who never saw combat, a notoriously tough position for only the baddest pretend Cowboys.
- •Clint Eastwood isn't a fan of our namby pamby "political correctness."Here he is arguing with a' empty chair, as tough people famously do.
- •In a recent Esquire interview, the pretend cowboy decried the "pussy generation."It is disappointing to fail the pretend cowboy
- •Clint Eastwood just wants us to stop being so sensitive!Our sensitivity upsets the pretend cowboy so much he must publicly lash out about it. That's because he's tough. Okay?
- •Also—and I'm sure this is a coincidence—Clint Eastwood is an old white man with nothing at stake in the political climate except his previous feelings and comparative privilege.Again, just a coincidence.