WHY AREN'T WE MORE BIPARTISAN?

Cafe is supposed to roast the news: what's up with our PC agenda??
  1. 1.
    Moral equivalency is a lazy cop out for cowards.
    It's also the biggest problem in America today. You know who said that? Paul Ryan! How's that for bipartisan? Granted he meant that starving poor children was the ultimate good and we mean that Nazis don't deserve equal consideration but hey, we agreed!
  2. 2.
    You have to speak truth to power.
    We were going to start roasting Hillary the day after the election. But that shit didn't work out, did it? As long as we're in this mess we'll do our jobs telling the truth, how we tell it.
  3. 3.
    Liberals are funnier
    Half of Conservative comedy is yelling angrily about minorities while doing a funny face. Not our vibe. And while it's super hilarious that Jill Stein robbed hippies for crystal money, we've got more pressing concerns as a nation.
  4. 4.
    George Soros gave us fifty million dollars each for our LIEBERAL BIAS
    Obviously, that keeps us in check.