WHY DID BEN CARSON JUST ENDORSE DONALD TRUMP?
Failed presidential candidate Ben Carson has announced his endorsement of Donald Trump for president. Why would a soft-spoken Christian conservative physician like Carson endorse a loud-mouthed adulterous tycoon like Trump? Here’s why!
- •He made his endorsement available to any candidate who owned a resort within 20 minutes of his Florida home.
- •Hoping to position himself to perform Trump’s next plastic surgery.
- •An arranged marriage by the publishers of Carson's "Gifted Hands" and Trump's "Art of the Deal" masterpieces.
- •Trump patiently sat and let Carson recite all the lines he’d have said in the past six debates if called upon more.
- •Trump has offered him the role of Education Secretary - as part of a covert scheme to prove the position can be eliminated.
- •Ted Cruz promised him VP, but was correctly assumed to be lying.
- •Carson advisor Armstrong Williams wouldn’t let him endorse The Holy Spirit as a write-in.
- •Being an official endorser is the only way a black guy can attend a Trump rally without getting beat up.