1. If you're not looking for a relationship are shallow and crude treat the whores like queens and the queens like whores and you'll fuck'em all
  2. Listen to your physical therapist and do what they tell you to do, don't slack
  3. Show your daughter lots of love so that she doesn't seek it else where
  4. It's better to understand then to be understood
  5. As hard as it is to believe and understand addiction, albeit self inflicted, is still a disease