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  1. Allan Kingdom, Future Memoirs
  2. Pell, Limbo
  3. Steven A. Clark, The Lonely Roller
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  1. ✔️ Throw garage stuff out on the driveway.
  2. ✔️ Find the lights.
  3. ✔️ A grandpa.
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  1. My 5 and 6 year old daughters have no school. l'm on vacation. Wife is working. I want to avoid the lazy life- what can I do? 🍒🍒🍒
  2. Matinee (Peanuts Movie)? Coffee shop hang out (they bring books/coloring/whatever)?
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
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  1. California Burrito
  2. Burrata
  3. Taquitos
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  1. Bathtime is a lot more awkward.
  2. I get looks.
  3. They've realized they're friends.
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  1. "Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty judged pedestrians..."
    ...preferably at an airport.
  2. "Jack be nimble, jack be quick, and jack walk around the candlestick..."
    Street smarts.
  3. "Baa baa African-American sheep have you any wool..."
    My political correctness is socially awkward.
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  1. Fedoras
  2. Saggy Beanies
  3. Faux Hawks
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  1. he pees on my stuff
  2. he gives me looks
  3. he cuddles with my wife
  1. Chet Faker
  2. Nosaj Thing
  3. Donnie Trumpet
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