1. Louise is gonna see her best friend is her mommy even if I have to shake it into her.
  2. I should write a parenting book. I'll call it, "Hey, you, I saw that. Put it back."
  3. No one who had a great childhood stands like that.
  4. Only strippers shave above the knee. The good ones anyway.
  5. What's the point in having dreams if they can't be crushed.
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  7. You gotta fight crazy with crazy.
  8. Nonsense? Or Mom-sense?