7 Favorite Linda Belcher Quotes

  1. Louise is gonna see her best friend is her mommy even if I have to shake it into her.
  2. I should write a parenting book. I'll call it, "Hey, you, I saw that. Put it back."
  3. No one who had a great childhood stands like that.
  4. Only strippers shave above the knee. The good ones anyway.
  5. What's the point in having dreams if they can't be crushed.
  6. You gotta fight crazy with crazy.
  7. Nonsense? Or Mom-sense?