Reasons I don't work in corporate America

  1. I don't like to incentivize shit.
  2. My personality is not "my brand."
  3. Making a product is cool, selling it not so much.
  4. I like controlling my screen saver.
  5. Sweatshops.
  6. If I can't be paid to write poems, I'd rather sell my labor towards social justice.
  7. The pinto, the assault rifle, and the Exxon oil spill for example.
  8. Money is nice, but it's not everything.