10 thoughts your salesperson is thinking when you buy a cellphone

  1. 1.
    Why doesn't this customer understand the importance of personal space
  2. 2.
    Would it be rude if I offered some gum or a mint for their stank ass breath
  3. 3.
    What should I do for lunch, maybe I will get tacos
  4. 4.
    If I have to fake laugh one more time
  5. 5.
    I really hope your old ass knows your passwords during this email set up
  6. 6.
    Only a few more hours until happy hour
  7. 7.
    You need help sending a photo....please don't make me scroll through nude photos in your gallery
  8. 8.
    Yes, please just let your kids run around the store like raving lunatics
  9. 9.
    Please make up your mind because I have to pee
  10. 10.
    Please buy lots of stuff so I can afford a vacation