DO NOT SAY THESE THINGS TO YOUR ASSISTANT, RECEPTIONIST, OR OFFICE MANAGER
Taken from life experience
- •Smile, sweetheart! I wanna see that gorgeous smile!
- •That shirt makes you look like Adam Sandler. Like you're having a midlife crisis
- •You seem really catty and bitchy today
- •*plunks a nickel down* here's your tip - get yourself something nice
- •There are a few loose tufts on the carpet - grab some scissors and clip them before you leave
- •I liked your script, but my daughter has notes for you
- •But you're not, like, BUSY-busy right? Just front desk-busy?