Taken from life experience
  1. Smile, sweetheart! I wanna see that gorgeous smile!
  2. That shirt makes you look like Adam Sandler. Like you're having a midlife crisis
  3. You seem really catty and bitchy today
  4. *plunks a nickel down* here's your tip - get yourself something nice
  5. There are a few loose tufts on the carpet - grab some scissors and clip them before you leave
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  6. I liked your script, but my daughter has notes for you
  7. But you're not, like, BUSY-busy right? Just front desk-busy?