FUCK YOU THESE MOVIES ARE AWESOME

Defend your favorite bad movies!
  1. Jupiter Ascending
    SHE'S A SPACE PRINCESS. CHANNING TATUM IS A WEREWOLF WITH EVENTUAL WINGS. SEAN BEAN IS LITERALLY PART BEE. EDDIE REDMAYNE'S INEXPLICABLE ACTING CHOICES.
  2. The A-Team
    Liam Neeson literally steers a free-falling tank by blasting at the ground with the gun turret
  3. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
    Jeremy Renner/Hansel has diabeeeeeetus from eating a candy house when he was a kid. Every other word of dialogue is "fuck". Steampunk weapons. Gemma Arterton being flawless. And it's only 90 minutes!
  4. Willow
    The year was 1988, and Val Kilmer had yet to become the puffy rectum of a human he currently is. And guys. Not only was this LOTR-precursor directed by RON EFFING HOWARD, but it also stars WARWICK EFFING DAVIS before he started acting in absolutely everything
  5. Spring Breakers
    It is shot beautifully- a neon Florida sunshine dream. One of my favorite scenes in all of cinema is shot from the inside of a getaway car slowly driving past a fried chicken restaurant as Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Benson rob it. I love that nobody has quite the same reaction to it, which is why I always watch it with first timers. It's a polarizing film that always elicits strong feelings, usually on some spectrum of confusion. . You never quite know what's going on and I adore that.
    Suggested by   @ohlauren
  6. Grown ups 2
    Suggested by   @CarlosHerrera
  7. Red Riding Hood
    A musical starring Joey Fatone as the wolf and Henry Cavill as the hunter. 2001ish, I think? Joey Fatone sings this really creepy song about wanting to eat Red. It's shot almost entirely in front of a green screen for no discernible reason. I love it so, so much.
    Suggested by   @goobs
  8. Red Dawn (remake)
    Josh Peck is Chris Hemsworth's annoying little brother. Hemsworth makes something like 2-4 rousing speeches. The movie was filmed with China as the aggressors but edited afterward to be North Korea so it would sell in China. SO much teen angst. WOLVERINES!!!!
    Suggested by   @goobs