INSANE THINGS I HAVE DONE
I'm not proud of these, but I figure I should list them for posterity's sake
- •Borrowed a shirt from my boyfriend and sprayed it with my perfume before returning so it would smell like me
- •Ordered a sandwich and peeled off the bread. Then using a fork, I have eaten out the bread innards, leaving the crust-shells so it appeared as though I remained bread-less
- •Pretended to understand the difference between orzo and barleyI know people make bread out of one of these?
- •Justified the purchase of yet another pair of ankle boots by muttering "it's more of a formal boot" at checkout