REASONS MY HIGH SCHOOL SELF WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME
- •I have not yet touched the butts of David Duchovny, John Cho, or David BoreanezSomething tells me I could swing Boreanez if I put my mind to it
- •I no longer dream of being A Shakespearean Actor
- •I never found a way to rock that midi-length pleated brown itchy skirt that used to be my mom'sThis is probably for the best
- •I do not own a typewriter
- •I have developed a crippling caffeine habit and signs point to me never kicking it
- •I once got a psychic reading and was honestly upset by what the lady told meMy Scully-worshipping teenage self would hate this
- •I don't have a band of intense, artsy friends who climb on tables and sing and put on guerrilla performances and possibly have AIDSI was real into "RENT"