SELFIES ON MY PHONE

A list of shame
  1. This one
    My best Halloween costume ever - Jurassic Park tour guide
  2. This one
    Bein' all manic and pixieish near some wall in San Francisco. LOOK WE ALL DO IT OKAY
  3. This one
    Mostly just notable because of the TARDIS that has apparently landed on the table behind me
  4. This one
    In which I flip off my phone to stop myself from flipping off my boss (he was being a real d-bag this particular day)
  5. This one
    Don't let anyone lie to you, the gum wall in Seattle is goddamn disgusting
  6. This one
    I HAVE THIS ALIEN SHIRT THAT IS HANDS-DOWN MY FAVORITE POSSESSION
  7. And finally this one
    This is my "please let me out of work please please please" face