THINGS MY ROOMMATE SAID WATCHING "A NEW HOPE" FOR THE FIRST TIME

Friday night well spent
  1. "Harrison Ford stop with the sideways smile and the Man Vest"
  2. Her: "there's a lot more fighting in this than I thought there'd be." Me: ".... it is the star WARS..."
  3. "I see now! The debate between religion and science... Faith versus data... This is some deep shit."
  4. Obi Wan and Darth Vader's fight - "So sad to be fighting your student like that. He must know how Socrates felt."
  5. "Everything in this movie is the color of poop."
  6. "'A tremor in the Force,' haahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha.............. Silly."
  7. "But would two droids fucking be like some form of bestiality?"
  8. "Oh my god... What would wizarding sex toys be?"
  9. "I don't like Luke I'm sorry I'm sorry he's a whiny little bitch!!!"
  10. "Oh holy shit! The ships are the sperm and the Death Star is the egg!"