THINGS MY ROOMMATE SAID WATCHING "A NEW HOPE" FOR THE FIRST TIME
Friday night well spent
- •"Harrison Ford stop with the sideways smile and the Man Vest"
- •Her: "there's a lot more fighting in this than I thought there'd be." Me: ".... it is the star WARS..."
- •"I see now! The debate between religion and science... Faith versus data... This is some deep shit."
- •Obi Wan and Darth Vader's fight - "So sad to be fighting your student like that. He must know how Socrates felt."
- •"Everything in this movie is the color of poop."
- •"'A tremor in the Force,' haahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha.............. Silly."
- •"But would two droids fucking be like some form of bestiality?"
- •"Oh my god... What would wizarding sex toys be?"
- •"I don't like Luke I'm sorry I'm sorry he's a whiny little bitch!!!"
- •"Oh holy shit! The ships are the sperm and the Death Star is the egg!"