WHAT YOUR MUSTACHE TELLS ME ABOUT YOU
- •The WhispYou have not yet learned to use a razor OR you have big dreams
- •The Tom SelleckI respect your follicular goals but not necessarily your follow-through. Nevertheless, you are probably A Real Man, though I could just be drawing this from Richard in "Friends"
- •The Salvador DaliYou have a playful side that has probably interfered with your sex life in the past
- •The HandlebarYou want to tie me to the railroad tracks in a potentially sexy way but we'll just have to wait and see on that
- •The HitlerNobody actually has this. If you do, you are the worst kind of hipster and also probably awful
- •The Hulk HoganYou don't have a lot going on - plenty of free time for facial hair upkeep
- •The Ron BurgundyYour office smells of rich mahogany and you speak mostly in "Anchorman" quotes