1. Someone in the same room greedily slurping up ice chips.
  2. Matt Leblanc's oddly soothing voice.
  3. Some fucknut dragging garbage cans down the hallway.
  4. A weak voice declaring "I think I ate too many ice chips."
  5. My stomach rumbling.
  6. Infernal squeaking that eminates from nowhere and everywhere all at once.
  7. Someone vomiting melted ice chips into a plastic bag.
  8. UPDATE: Ice chips left and the next patient was an old man who screamed during his rectal exam. Thanks, Obama.