REASONS I DOWNLOADED THIS APP
- •BJ Novak is very handsome and I think having this app on my phone is a good ice breaker for when fate reunites at Trax in Scranton once more.
- •I have to find another social media platform on which I can receive meaningless digital validation.
- •Lists are almost always funny.
- •See? I told you.
- •Here's a photo:
- •That was a photo of me.
- •I might already hate this app.