1. BJ Novak is very handsome and I think having this app on my phone is a good ice breaker for when fate reunites at Trax in Scranton once more.
  2. I have to find another social media platform on which I can receive meaningless digital validation.
  3. Lists are almost always funny.
  4. Butthole.
  5. See? I told you.
  6. Here's a photo:
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  7. That was a photo of me.
  8. I might already hate this app.