Jobs I Wish I Had, When I Get Annoyed By My Own
- •Host of MTV's The ChallengeI can hang out on a beach and tell people to jump out of planes too, TJ.
- •Spokeswoman for ProgressiveSorry Flo, but, I look good in red lipstick too.
- •The person behind the set of hands that scrubs the little ducks affected by environmental shit in the Dawn adsHey Dawn, I have soft and gentle hands, too.
- •Co-host of the How Did This Get Made podcastI have a LOT to say about bad movies too, Zouks.
- •A judge on Top ChefI deserve to stuff my face with delicious food while staring into Tom Colicchio's eyes too, Bravo.
- •A writer for BuzzfeedI can write about 10 grilled cheeses that made the world a better place too, guys.
- •Richard Branson's personal island caretakerI can fill a room full of pillows too, dude.
- •The person who writes Netflix category tagsBecause I can categorize "dramas featuring awesome moustaches" too.
- •The person that creates the hashtags that show up during reality showsBecause I can come up with things like #BeastmodeCowboy too, Big Brother.