My Thoughts During Tonight's Game of Thrones

Side note: I'm a bit drunk. Double side note: Spoilers ahead!
  1. Bran, that's obviously Benjen.
  2. How do you not recognize your own uncle's voice? I recognized it in three seconds.
  3. Gilley just got her groove back.
  4. Is Sam's brother the kid from Harry Potter who had a crush on Hermoine?
  5. Sam, BREAD IS GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO US AND DON'T YOU DARE DENY YOURSELF AN EXTRA HELPING.
  6. Why does everyone in Braavos wear their hair in double buns?
  7. I'm over this Arya trying to be someone she's not storyline. I hope she wakes up.
  8. Oh shit, Needle!
  9. Arya giggling at Joffrey's death is me, anytime someone posts a humble brag on Facebook.
  10. Tommen, stop being so adorably dumb.
  11. Um, why didn't the Lannister army pull this ultimatum/death threat sooner?!
  12. Jamie, do you, boo.
  13. Blah blah blah, the Freys are gross and should all be murdered.
  14. Oh, they have that dude! His real life name is Tobias Menzies, which had to be THE WORST growing up.
  15. Crap. It's the last few minutes of the episode, so Dany is going to have to do something seriously badass right before it cuts to black.
  16. Dany riding her dragon child bareback and giving us major Tony Robbins mojo!
  17. So many ponytail cheers and whoohoos. Probably a yeehaw in there too if they knew what that was.
  18. Dario thinking, "damnnnnnnn, I've got a major dime piece".
  19. Okay but where's Tyrion?!?!?!?!
  20. Also, give me more dark Sansa in her sassy winter coat.