Mysterious Questions - Fetty Wap Edition

  1. Is Fetty Wap really in the kitchen cooking pies with his baby?
  2. If he is, I can only assume he's really bad at it.
  3. Because you don't "cook" pies, you bake them.
  4. Maybe his baby just doesn't have the heart to tell him he's wrong because he's trying so hard to be involved and spend time with her doing something they both enjoy?
  5. If that's the case, hey man, cook all the pies you want. Cook em all day...because YOU sir are strengthening your relationship.
  6. But wait, could "cooking pies" be a euphemism for something more sinister?
  7. Am I just not up to speed on the newest additions to the urban dictionary?
  8. Nah, I think I was right the first time.