Things That Are Completely Unacceptable, If You Ask My Dog.

  1. Wind
  2. Big dogs
  3. Small dogs
  4. Anything that isn't a neat, paved, pathway.
  5. Plastic bags
  6. The opening sequence to Law & Order SVU
  7. Kids
  8. Napping without a blanket on top.
  9. Cats
  10. The opening sequence to Parks and Rec
  11. Anything below 82 degrees
  12. Thunder. Oh Jesus, thunder...
  13. Car rides of any kind
  14. Delivery persons
  15. Eight Below (it's happy, but he can't get past the sad parts)
  16. Wetness caused by anything other than his own tongue
  17. Being left alone for 5 minutes
  18. I'm not kidding, this is him as I type.