1. Responding to a text with a phone call.
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  2. Ordering the same thing as me at a restaurant so I can't have a bite of something else.
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  3. Posting anything on social media about your kids' bowel movements.
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  4. Agreeing to renew the Big Bang Theory.
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  5. Seeing Hamilton twice before I've even seen it once.
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  6. Sharing an article that claims "you won't believe what happens next".
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  7. Sitting next to me at the movies when there are 3829462528 other open seats.
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  8. Having a conversation for more than two seconds at a toll booth.
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  9. Asking a question on social media that you could have simply Googled.
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  10. Claiming you don't own a TV.
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  11. Saying "we're all set" when the waitress offers your table more bread.
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  12. Starting a GoFundMe for something like your rent.
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  13. Cutting someone off on the highway, then immediately going 10 mph under the speed limit.
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  14. Calling anyone "Hun".
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