Ways I rationalize McDonald's breakfast to myself

  1. Dinner last night was kinda small.
  2. I haven't had it in forever, right?!
  3. Aren't they doing Monopoly?
  4. It's sooooo cheap, my bank account will barely even miss the money.
  5. I deserve it.
  6. It's such a nice day, I should take advantage of it with a little drive.
  7. I'm probably going to be so busy today that I work through lunch anyway.
  8. I think they're doing Monopoly...
  9. It'll be quicker than cooking something.
  10. One egg mcmuffin never killed anyone.
  11. ALL I NEED IS MARVIN GARDENS, AND I WIN A JETSKI!