Things Chase Says
Ahh Chase... my sometimes witty, often unintentionally hilarious younger brother... To be continued.
- •"You look artificial. Your face is too smooth to be true."Thanks?
- •"If you touch my mongo, I will fill this room with Zyklon b."This is not the first reference to Zyklon b he has made. I think it might be he only thing he remembered from his history class.
- •"I'm 17, that makes me a minority."I believe you mean a minor.
- •"Hi Callie, is your uterus feeling better?"
- •Callie: "I was being facetious." Chase: "Well I was being feces."
- •"BIG THINGS GO ON FRIDGES NOT TREES."This one seriously didn't make sense even in context. Hahaha 😂
- •"I have a log in my pants"I don't even want to know. At all.
- •"He let him off scotch clean."Um, what?
- •"The solution is to wing them off food stamps."A direct quote from his senior paper.
- •"I'm feeling Franceician"The word he was looking for was French.
- •"You have to appreciate rice. People in Africa only get a tiny bit. People in Africa only get like 3 grains."😂
- •This gem:
- •"I lied because it was a Sunday."This is so backwards...😂
- •"If I go to a movie I have to eat, and I can't eat if I just ate."Obviously.