Things My Office Mate Said Part 4

  1. "If I can lose 2 pounds in 4 days, then I can have pizza."
    Eye roll.
  2. "I couldn't go to the gym without getting hit on. Like I would get hit on at least 2 times every time I went, so I started working out at home."
  3. "If you compare me to my mom's sister, I look like her daughter. But I'm not. I'm her niece."
    The redundancy of her statements...
  4. "I lost 20 pounds without even trying. I was eating ice cream and junk food and everything."
    Sometimes it takes everything in me not to scream at this girl.
  5. "My dad would roll over in his grave if he found out I paid someone to change my oil."
    Her dad is alive, FYI.
  6. "My sister was making fun of me because I have my entire wedding planned. I don't even have a boyfriend."
    Why, why, why say these things out loud....
  7. *Me talking about how I love Diet Dr. Pepper* Her: "yeah, I don't have a go to drink like that. I only drink water. I only drink coffee like four times a yeah. I just drink a lot of water and that's pretty much it."
    I mean coffee is just water, right?
  8. "We went for a long, LONG walk. Like a mile."
    You must be so exhausted...