50 Things about me that are useless information to both of us

I'm a pessimistic cynic so excuse the title
  1. 1.
    I'm very pessimistic
  2. 2.
    I'm incredibly cynical
    I get it off my dad, the guy moans about everything
  3. 3.
    One time in Primary School (Junior School?) I threw a chair at my best mate because he didn't believe I could throw a cricket ball at 60mph
    He was probably right.
  4. 4.
    I've fractured both my wrists a total of 5 times
  5. 5.
    And my thumb twice
  6. 6.
    Last year my dad had a quadruple heart bypass
    Scary shit
  7. 7.
    I binge watch Netflix constantly
    Especially American Comedies
  8. 8.
    I can't go to sleep without watching at least one episode of Archer.
    Danger Zoneeeee
  9. 9.
    I desperately want to travel, but I have to work all over summer so I can afford to go to University
    Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
  10. 10.
    I'm only 19 and I feel like I'm wasting my young age
    Everyone has those stories about things they did when they were 17/18/19/20 and I feel like I have none of those.
  11. 11.
    I drink far too much
    Sue me
  12. 12.
    I've become addicted to the gym since breaking up with my girlfriend
    6 days a week at least
  13. 13.
    If I could eat pizza every night for my tea I would
    It sounds cliche, but my eternal love for pizza can never be eclipsed
  14. 14.
    I'm 6"1
    I'm actually just over 6ft. SO WHAT.
  15. 15.
    I can't decide if I prefer to be alone or be in a room full of people
  16. 16.
    I'm probably a Royalist.
    Anyone try and rise up against Lizzie and I'll pick up my pike and charge.
  17. 17.
    I like to think I'm mature
    I'm 100% not mature at all.
  18. 18.
    Ghibli Anime Films are fucking amazing
    But I haven't watched one since I broke up with my girlfriend (She was Japanese and was the one who got me into them)
  19. 19.
    Get those tiny violins out for #18
  20. 20.
    I feel like an outsider to li.st
    I'm very crude. I swear a lot. I'm not that funny on my lists. I'm not that creative.
  21. 21.
    I put on 2 stone in my first year of University
  22. 22.
    I'm very open with my feelings. But can also be extremely reserved as well.
    Mind fuck right?
  23. 23.
    I sliced my hand open with a big boning knife and had to have surgery to repair the tendon
  24. 24.
    I'm gonna show you my sliced open hand/finger
  25. 25.
    I love scars though sooo....
  26. 26.
    I have a mole in the middle of my torso that I fucking hate
  27. 27.
    I love the sound of bagpipes
  28. 28.
    When I'm at home in the summer I pay my mum rent. Even though she explicitly told me not to
    The woman made me, it's the very very very least I could do
  29. 29.
    I love the kids show Gravity Falls
    Honestly, if you like animation, frickin watch it
  30. 30.
    I play golf
  31. 31.
    I love Jackass, but I still can't watch about 10% of the stunts
    Some of the are so disgusting!
  32. 32.
    I have a soft spot for Disney films
    Frozen, Mulan, Inside Out. You name it, I've probably watched it
  33. 33.
    I love video games
    I'm 19. Of course I do. But, there are so many good games out there! If any of you play, let me know because I love discovering new games
  34. 34.
    I want to work in video games 'when I'm older'
    I do a history degree, so even if it was just as a researcher I'd still be over the moon
  35. 35.
    I'm still a little bit scared of the dark
    But, isn't everyone?
  36. 36.
    I've smoked weed, but never anything more
    Drugs aren't my thing
  37. 37.
    I'm agnostic
    I know! I'm sitting on the fence, I should pick a side. I'm definitely not religious, but I can't help but think there is a higher power. Even if it's just a fat guy on a computer controlling us like sims
  38. 38.
    I've been to festivals, but I'm not a huge music fan
    Even if you don't like music, I'd recommend going to a festival. The atmosphere is amazing and you get blind drink for 3 days
  39. 39.
    I've had a recurring dream of breaking my phone screen
    Where's Sigmund Freud at when you need him?
  40. 40.
    My cars engine light has been on for 3 months and I've done nothing about it
  41. 41.
    I don't do horrors
    What's the point?
  42. 42.
    From the age of about 7-14 I was really good friends with my neighbour and I miss it.
    He was like 6 years older than me but he introduced me to video games. He actually goes to my gym now and we always have a good laugh when we are in their together
  43. 43.
    I didn't pay my TV license last year
    In the UK if you want to watch TV you have to buy a TV license. It's about £120 and it goes straight to the BBC. This might seem weird but I totally agree with it. It means the BBC has no sponsors or adverts and can remain totally neutral. But, me student so...
  44. 44.
    I'm pretty addicted to Lilt
    LILT Is a soft drink made from pineapple and citrus fruits. I could drown in it and would die happy
  45. 45.
    If I take the piss out of you, it means I like you
  46. 46.
    I really really really want to make friends on li.st
  47. 47.
    I used to have really bad skin acne
  48. 48.
    I check myself out in a mirror before I leave a bathroom
    Yeaaaa sorry not sorry
  49. 49.
    I doubt anyone has got this far
  50. 50.
    If you have, comment with 🏊 to let me know.
    Because Ryan Lochte sucks donkey ass