If Members of The Office (U.S) were Sexually Transmitted Diseases
- •Dwight - HerpesSuper annoying and never goes away, but is actually harmless when you think about it.
- •Ryan - ChlamydiaCan go unnoticed for a very long time and 80% of the time doesn't cause a problem. But when it's bad? it's baaaaaaad
- •Stanley - SyphilisIf you appease it early then it goes away with ease, but if you leave it to fester and get angry then prepare to feel it's wrath
- •Kelly - CrabsSuper fucking annoying and always needs attention by reminding you they're there
- •Creed - Genital Warts/HPVRelativity painless but can cause you to bleed if you irritate them too much. We all know Creed had a little bit of crazy in him