1. Dwight - Herpes
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    Super annoying and never goes away, but is actually harmless when you think about it.
  2. Ryan - Chlamydia
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    Can go unnoticed for a very long time and 80% of the time doesn't cause a problem. But when it's bad? it's baaaaaaad
  3. Stanley - Syphilis
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    If you appease it early then it goes away with ease, but if you leave it to fester and get angry then prepare to feel it's wrath
  4. Kelly - Crabs
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    Super fucking annoying and always needs attention by reminding you they're there
  5. Creed - Genital Warts/HPV
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    Relativity painless but can cause you to bleed if you irritate them too much. We all know Creed had a little bit of crazy in him