Things, as a British 19 year old, I still don't understand about America

  1. Why the shit do schoolchildren need a hall pass to leave class or go to the toilet?
  2. Why do you have so many political issues that we seemed to have sorted out decades ago?
  3. What's the obsession with the military all about?
  4. Why do you claim your football teams are the world champions when they win the Super Bowl if only America takes part?
  5. Why are you so afraid of socialism?
  6. How come you guys all think British people talk extremely posh like and constantly break for afternoon tea?
  7. Can you actually help with the one above. Because I'm all fairness, we stopped stereotyping you guys as morbidly obese, so.....
  8. Why do you not have free healthcare?
  9. Seriously. WHY DONT YOU HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE?!
  10. Probably a few more, but it's like 4am here so...