TV Characters I Want to Be. Even Though That Would Definitely Be a Bad Thing.

  1. Hank Moody (Californication)
    Genius Writer. Raging Alcoholic. Self-Loather. And a an absolute God. The man hates himself, but he also hates everyone else. Apart from his ex and their daughter (which just makes him so much more loveable). He has made mistake after mistake and doesn't give a flying fuck. Did I mention that he sleeps with an incredible amount of women? He's the definition of fuck up and I can't think of anyone else I'd want to be.
  2. Bojack Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
    For any of you who know these two characters you may be sensing a theme... Bojack is another true fuck up. He's a pseudo-celebrity from the 80's who had a fucked up childhood and turned into a fucked up 40 year old. He loves himself, but pushes everyone he loves away. He's deathly afraid of being alone, but drives a wedge between him and anyone he holds close. Reminds me of myself and although it would definitely be a bad thing, I wouldn't mind being Bojack.
  3. Sterling Archer (Archer)
    Another fuck up! WOOOOOO! Another raging alcoholic. Archer is a bad-ass, he doesn't give a fuck what other people think about him, and he embraces the hatred. His main aim in life is to piss everyone off and there is nothing I love more than annoying the fuck out of everyone and anyone.
  4. Cam Tucker (Modern Family)
    Going from one extreme to the other. Cam loves life. He's beautifully eccentric, he cares for everyone close to him and he's always trying to impress. And although I'd like to think I don't care about what people think, I'm definitely a Cam, who freaks if someone has a bad word to say against him. Like Moody he loves his daughter with all his heart, and I'd like to think I'd be the same.