RANDOM TITLES FROM THE LIBRARY I'M SUPER BORED IN RIGHT NOW, RANKED

Because literally no one has ever come to any of my office hours.
  1. 6.
    POE: Journalist and Critic
    Poe is legitimately my favorite writer and the greatest creepy-stuff author since Stephen King. HOW DARE YOU NORMALIZE HIM!
  2. 5.
    Primate Visions
    Deceivingly not about stuff a monkey saw. But points for intrigue.
  3. 4.
    Reading Room Companion
    A book for keeping in rooms dedicated to keeping books in them, in case the number of books currently in keeping is intimidating. If that's not a good idea, this guy from a random page isn't strong.
  4. 3.
    Das Nibelungenlied
    Probably means third-best-title-in-the-library.
  5. 2.
    Whale Ships and Whaling
    Functional, descriptive, and accompanied by some awesome clip art. Solid title.
  6. 1.
    The New Organon: BACON
    They spelled orgasm wrong, but still worth a read.