My favorite Ab/Fab quotes, which I've actually used in real life.

  1. Run darling, there's booze at the finish line!
  2. The last mosquito that bit me had to check into Betty Ford Clinic!
  3. I'm going to be thin. I'm going to do things.
  4. My God is me!
  5. I am hopeless with names, faces and people.
  6. Bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie.
  7. Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths...
    Obviously, my fav.