CRAZY THINGS MY DOG DOES

he used to be a normal, red-blooded, wheaten terrier....
  1. stars, hide your picture frames. Teddy will attack on sight
  2. lifts leg and doesn't pee
  3. stands on top of tables
  4. barks hysterically if you cup your hands together
  5. has an adversarial relationship with paper towels
  6. hides under the table if you say his name
  7. runs into the room and then walks out immediately
  8. does laps around the backyard as fast as he can
  9. if you were thinking about making a fart noise with your mouth, think again
  10. drinks pool water
    (don't call PETA, we always try to stop him)
  11. putting a face to the name