THINGS I DID AFTER I GOT BEEF PAD THAI

Quickly becoming my favorite food
  1. Tell my girlfriend it's a sin to fight while I'm holding it
  2. Inserting BPT into songs
    I got that beef pad thai baby
  3. Compare BPT to Beyoncé
  4. Was told I can never order BPT again
    But like Romeo and Juliet, you can't keep us apart
  5. "It's either BPT or me"
    I'm not proud of my response