WHAT I'M ACTUALLY SAYING WHEN I ORDER A BEER
- •GeniusI couldn't afford dinner so I'll just drink this meal
- •SmithwicksLet me show you how sophisticated I am by pronouncing this correctly
- •Summer ShandyEvery night, rest of our lives you and me we could go swimmin' swimmin'
- •PBRI'll be sleeping in a dumpster tonight
- •Bud LightI like to be economical before we go back to my trailer home for the night
- •Any IPALook, I'm a man! I'm tough!
- •Four LokoI'm just going to apologize to you now