WHAT I'M ACTUALLY SAYING WHEN I ORDER A BEER

  1. Genius
    I couldn't afford dinner so I'll just drink this meal
  2. Smithwicks
    Let me show you how sophisticated I am by pronouncing this correctly
  3. Summer Shandy
    Every night, rest of our lives you and me we could go swimmin' swimmin'
  4. PBR
    I'll be sleeping in a dumpster tonight
  5. Bud Light
    I like to be economical before we go back to my trailer home for the night
  6. Any IPA
    Look, I'm a man! I'm tough!
  7. Four Loko
    I'm just going to apologize to you now