WORKING TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

  1. It's 9 AM Why Do You Smell Like Beer
  2. Unpopular Decisions and Other Ways to Make Everyone Hate You
  3. Making a Scene at a Funeral and Other Family Functions
  4. Half Truths and Logical Fallacies: a Book on Talking Like Joe
  5. WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!?
  6. How to Avoid Plans and Watch Netflix