MUSICAL HIGHLIGHTS FROM MY INDIAN WEDDING RECEPTION IN ROUGH CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

  1. Province - TV On The Radio (Cocktail Hour)
    "Love is the province of the brave."
  2. Can't You Hear Me Knocking - The Rolling Stones (Dinner)
    Satin shoes, nasty boots, cocaine eyes, sleepy thighs. And the dj didn't even fade out the jam at the end.
  3. The Wilhelm Scream - The Bamboos ft. Megan Washington (First Dance)
    This one is lovely.
  4. Hey Ma - Cam'ron (Packed Floor)
    A live percussionist accompanied on the Dhol and we built the coolest place in America. Segue into...
  5. Mundian to Bach Ke - Panjabi MC ft. Jay-Z (Packed Floor)
    Just because you knew this was coming didn't mean it didn't make you feel like Thor with two hammers.
  6. Murder, She Wrote - Chaka Demus and Pliers (Packed Floor)
    My grandfather was 90 then.
  7. All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem (Core Friends)
    Smashing our emotional piñatas as though it might have been the last time.
  8. XO - Beyonce (Winding Down)
    Lights out.