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Ahoy there, it's me! I am you from the future. It seems you've found yourself in a bit of a quandary with the robot apocalypse and all. Let me help you out by sharing what I've learned about captaining your vessel.
- 1.Avoid vagrants at all costs. They will add nothing to your stalwart crew. Years of coddling from our once fabled government has turned them into ne'er do wells leaning for succor on the breast of welfare.
- 2.Do add crew members who believe firmly in walls. Definite borders are the key to a successful vessel from the size of a dinghy to an entire country! If walls were bad then we would all be bathing out in the open, I mean it's just common sense. I don't want people to see me bathe out in the open!
- 3.Spend nine tenths of your money on guns. If you have enough guns you don't even have to fight! Your guns will just fight the enemy's guns for you. It's amazing! Just make sure you have good guy guns. Don't you dare buy bad guy guns. Bad guy guns are the only guns that can hurt you.