The Bathrooms of Chicago- in Haiku

56 hours in Chicago and my big takeaway was the toilets
  1. Wave your hand And the plastic swirls by Like a conveyor belt.
  2. A floor so shiny It does that prism stuff on the walls: #shinebrightlikeadiamond.
  3. If Lilly Pulitzer had a baby With the troll under the bridge? Vive l'amour!
  4. Expecting the worst, We followed the paper signs. Collective delight! No line, cool air, and pristine accommodations within the trailer.