The most "Only in Florida" breaking news updates I've received

I will be adding to this over time but isn't this one enough?
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    There were photos of this miracle creature all over Twitter. Obviously he has a special purpose on this Earth 😉
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    Both of these, because the tail of Tropical Storm Colin hit us yesterday but the main event is the one about the gator. Jesus!! 😱