English words I thought I heard my nail technician say when I was in Cambodia

I decided to treat myself to a mani pedi in Cambodia. They were speaking in Cambodian, but some words sounded like:
  1. Old and lonely
    ... lonely, twice...
  2. Snapchat
  3. Opposite day
  4. VHS
  5. Koala
  6. Bitter south
  7. cat and mouse
  8. them crocodiles
  9. ball hair
  10. Who'd he bang?
  11. I didn't do it, dang, do it
  12. goddamn madman
  13. side woman
  14. I'd do you, Kobe