DISNEYLAND SMOKING AREAS RANKED
Best to worst
- •Grizzly PeakCA ADVENTURE. Grassy knoll that's totally sit-able. 6 benches with ashtrays everywhere. Minimal foot traffic so no little kids seeing their future. Just hipsters and OC teens.
- •New Orleans areaDISNEYLAND. By dock across from haunted mansion. View of the water. Lot of bad dad's cooling off post-splash mountain.
- •Main entry to the whole thingLots of benches and ash trays. Be cool though and do it in the corners!
- •FantasylandDisneyland. By Matterhorn. Some little girl Disney princesses may see you but it's doable after space mountain makes you dizzy.
- •Hollywood LandCA Adventure. By the old muppets 3D theater thing that's now about Frozen. Lot of kids so this ranks low but still great to have while your brave friend goes on the Hollywood tower of terror.
- •Frontier LandIf you go through magic castle and take a left towards thunder mountain railroad there's 1 embarrassing bench thatll make you want to quit. Lots of parents and kids and you're usually smoking with a grandpa or bad teenager.