FUNNY EXPENSIVE THINGS

Things that are not funny and expensive EXCLUDED
  1. Infinity pools
  2. Shower with a steam room
  3. Laser disc player
  4. Cocaine
  5. 1995 850i BMW
  6. Game worn jerseys
  7. High top Nike's
  8. Designer deodorant
  9. Hot tub
  10. More than 1 parking spot
  11. Cologne
  12. Executive membership at equinox with the retina scan entrance
  13. Views
  14. A watch with an army-grade GPS tracker
  15. A display case for anything
  16. TV's over 55 inches
  17. Heated bathroom floors
  18. Toilets that talk
  19. XM radio subscription
  20. Food from a department store restaurant
  21. Condos
  22. Lasers
  23. Anything that scans that's not a scanner