HOW TO MEET GIRLS ON MARS
- •Social media apps ARE available on your iPhone while on Earth's Mars colony- use them!
- •Invite her out for a walk at the Mariner Valley- a vast rift in the surface with that circles the planet.
- •Ask her to a movie streaming from Earth.
- •Meet her at a social function and show off your crazy space ship. Maybe drop that you're related to the Delta Space pilots who flew your crew there.
- •Import large quantities of Tom Ford cologne by Amazon and pray it sets you apart from the rest of the hounds.
- •High top Jordan 6 toro's were made for Mars. Drop these onto your feet and stroll through the cafeteria.
- •Take a walk through the ancient Mars ocean borealis that is now dry land
- •Open a bar in the north polar basin where Viking lander 1 landed on the smooth Chryse Planitia. The views are similar to rural Arizona.