IN 3 WEEKS I'LL

  1. Be married
  2. Live in a different place
  3. Still be bald
  4. Have seen Sicario
  5. Have gotten Jordan 6s in the mail
  6. Be unemployed still
  7. Have used 40 eucalyptus towels at the gym
  8. Got responses from 60% of texts
  9. Hopefully have not eaten a lot of bread before meals
  10. Have eaten 7-9 cheesebugers
  11. Have a wedding ring on my finger
  12. Be the proud owner of NBA 2k16 for Xbox One