1. Be married
  2. Live in a different place
  3. Still be bald
  4. Have seen Sicario
  5. Have gotten Jordan 6s in the mail
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  6. Be unemployed still
  7. Have used 40 eucalyptus towels at the gym
  8. Got responses from 60% of texts
  9. Hopefully have not eaten a lot of bread before meals
  10. Have eaten 7-9 cheesebugers
  11. Have a wedding ring on my finger
  12. Be the proud owner of NBA 2k16 for Xbox One