JOBS THAT FIRED ME
- •SbarroDropped out of college and fresh out of rehab. Wore a polo shirt as my uniform. Was afraid of the oven.
- •William Morris AgencyAgent trainee program. Mailroom. Merger cut backs with Endeavor. Played lots of Mafia Wars on Facebook and ate koo koo roo everyday. Cig break every 30.
- •Kroger SupermarketBagger. Stole Skoal chewing tobacco and listened to Jurassic 5 as I left "the lot." Ate Wendy's during my breaks. Dad made me get this job after I drove home drunk one night.
- •BWR Public RelationsVERY controversial firing. Pls contact them for details. Got lots of Bradley Cooper's swag and endless Oscar screeners. Talked about Kanye's Graduation with high school musical-era Zac Efron.
- •APAMy boss got fired. Cig break in the alley every 30.
- •Luber Roklin EntertainmentForgot someone was waiting to see my boss. For 45 min. He was a movie producer. She threw my stuff off my desk so I dated her worst client and became a writer.
- •Again. VERY controversial.
- •Last Comic StandingPA. 1 day. Hung out in editor's bay and drank Fiji's. Asked to not return.
- •Froyo place in wehoWent out of biz. Can't remember name. Was at Santa Monica and Fairfax. Played WTF with Marc Maron podcast over speaker system. Rarely cleaned.