LA CAR ACCIDENTS RANKED
- •Fountain and FairfaxSomeone ran a stop sign going south from a side street just east of Fairfax and I hit them. Smoked a cigarette outside the ER instead of seeing Iron Man 2. Totaled my car.
- •Holloway and Palm AveGot T-boned by a senior citizen. Totaled another car. Still had to babysit for my boss after.
- •Sunset and SweetzerVan ran me off the road on my motorcycle. Gasoline everywhere.
- •Sunset Plaza DrJaguar sped around a corner and hit me. An actor asked me if it was ok. I said I love your old show, man.
- •La Brea and SunsetFell off motorcycle. Stopped traffic for 3 minutes. More embarrassed than anything.
- •Western and the 101Hit someone from behind. Shattered glass.
- •La Brea and OlympicCar hit me up on my motorcycle. I fell. They sped off.