1. Seattle Supersonics
  2. San Antonio Spurs
    South Texas cowboy flare
  3. PNW has great NBA names. Blazer and super.
  4. Detroit Pistons
    Motor city homage
  5. Minnesota Timberwolves
    Howling wolf during free throws
  6. Dallas Mavericks
    Wild West Texas
  7. Charlotte Hornets
    I hate hornets or anything that flies with a stinger so aside from calling them the Bees- I'm in
  8. Philadelphia 76ers
    Cause of the constitution. Cool
  9. Los Angeles Lakers
    Origin story....
  10. New York Knicks
    Got it
  11. Phoenix Suns
    Cause it's hot, get it?
  12. Boston Celtics
  13. Toronto Raptors
    Dinosaur fever hits the world after Jurassic Park + the NBA expands to Canada
  14. Cleveland Cavaliers
  15. Houston Rockets
  16. LA Clippers
  17. Chicago Bulls
    Ok I guess it makes more sense now that a Spaniard is their center
  18. Miami Heat
    Cause of the average annual temperature
  19. New Orleans Pelicans
    Not scary. Up close? Scary
  20. Atlanta Hawks
    Sounds like a HS team
  21. Denver Nuggets
    Like gold mining ok
  22. Memphis Grizzlies
    They got those in Tennessee? Should've changed the name after they left Vancouver
  23. Milwaukee Bucks
    The logo is a demented nuclear buck. Who's afraid of these except for the hood of a suburban?
  24. Golden State Warriors
  25. OKC Thunder
    Who are they playing, my dog?
  26. Indiana Pacers
  27. Brooklyn Nets
  28. Utah Jazz
    Not into it
  29. Sacramento Kings
    Kings? Kings of what?
  30. Washington Wizards
    No. No magic or anything ever in sports
  31. Orlando Magic
    Cause of Disney