PHRASES THAT I'D LOVE TO NEVER READ AGAIN

  1. What are you, a Good Samaritan?
  2. The prodigal son returns! *pat on back* *laughter*
  3. Do you know the definition of irony, Mr. (Blank)?
  4. Go home (blank), you're drunk
  5. All in all,
  6. 'Merica
  7. Science proves that...
  8. EXT. Chicago skyline - night
    We get it ur shitty agent told you that you couldn't write things set in LA or New York anymore
  9. America, fuck yeah!!
    Shhhhhhhhhh
  10. INT. echo park apt - night
    If this doesn't involve Latin gangsters then don't continue with this one
  11. What do we do now?
    Don't say it. SHOW me.