1. What are you, a Good Samaritan?
  2. The prodigal son returns! *pat on back* *laughter*
  3. Do you know the definition of irony, Mr. (Blank)?
  4. Go home (blank), you're drunk
  5. All in all,
  6. 'Merica
  7. Science proves that...
  8. EXT. Chicago skyline - night
    We get it ur shitty agent told you that you couldn't write things set in LA or New York anymore
  9. America, fuck yeah!!
  10. INT. echo park apt - night
    If this doesn't involve Latin gangsters then don't continue with this one
  11. What do we do now?
    Don't say it. SHOW me.