THINGS I BET RYAN MURPHY DOES AT NIGHT

Just read The Hollywood Reporter interview and having done so have concluded the following:
  1. Reads
  2. Browses barneys.com
  3. Looks over, sniffs and grins over blood samples of handsome and beautiful servers from 4 star restaurants that offered it to him in exchange for an audition on either 1) that Emma Roberts show that I can't remember the name to, 2) American horror story and 3) American crime story